Rules:::
You must answer everything truthfully or whoever you got this from can slap you in the face. Unless, y'know, you're good at lying.
Also, we know everyone masturbates and everyone has embarrassing designs on their underwear. Don't lie to us. OK, GO GO GO!


What color are your underwear?
Blue? Ish?

Do they have a design?
Uh, like... stripes.

Girls, what color is your bra?
I had to check. White.

Are you a virgin?
Nope.

Happy that way?
Sure.

What is your favorite sex position?
Doggy.

Single or taken?
Single.

Happy that way?
I guess.

Do you look at hentai (cartoon porn)?
Sure.

Real porn?
Not really. I do on occasions to know what my friends are talking about - like Whorecraft. I find it pretty funny.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yup.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Not really.

Who was your first kiss with?
I don't remember.

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes.

Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
Affirmative.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nah. I don't have any piercings.

Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.

If so, where?
No where.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Possibly.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
No.

If so, which ones?
Nothing.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No.

Ever been cheated on?
Yup.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Yup.

Do you own a vibrator?
I've been thinking of buying one... just to poke people with it and see their reactions.
Lmao.

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Lawl, no.

Have you ever masturbated?
Of course.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Nope.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nah.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
I'm on the patch, in case something does happen.

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
I've written, yes.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yup.

Do they care?
Hah, no.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not really.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yeh.

Tag some bitches and bug them until they take this!
Anyone willing? Anyone with the BALLLLLZ?! OF THE DRAGON?!